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Tweak says, "Muffins are love."

leominster, ma. (leominster) wrote,
@ 2011-03-16 19:25:00

premades.


GUYS THE ASSHOLE: » Has bullied THE NERD and THE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL relentlessly for the past four years. » Is captain of the wrestling team and on the football team, is the school's resident "cocky, popular jock." » Is not nearly as bad a person as he wants everyone to believe. » Hates himself sometimes. » Got drunk and made out with THE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL for twenty minutes at a party last year, in someone's bedroom. Has still to come to terms with this, though he doesn't think he's gay. Maybe. Probably. Who knows. » Is dating THE BITCH. Together, they run the school. Sometimes they even kind of like each other. » Has a lot of interests that would surprise his friends. THE STONER: » Sells weed to THE FUTURE DROPOUT, THE MUSICIAN, and THE ARTIST regularly. » Can get really deep and philosophical when he's high. » Has parents who could not care less what he does. » Has a major crush on THE NICE GIRL, though he figures she'd never be caught dead with him. » Slept with THE FUTURE DROPOUT once, while stoned. Barely remembers it. » Likes to exchange thoughts on the legality of marijuana and different types of it that are available around the world with THE EXCHANGE STUDENT & THE DEBATE-TEAM CAPTAIN. » Is tight with THE CLASS CLOWN, who makes everything funny even when he's not high. » Used to date THE ACTIVIST, but they broke up after a pregnancy scare last year. THE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL: » Has known he's gay since he was a little boy. » Is totally okay with himself, but considers his sexuality to be his business. » Is hoping that his parents will support him when he does decide to come out. » Is in serious lust with THE ASSHOLE, in spite of how terribly he's been bullying him since they were kids. He feels kind of sorry for him. » Thinks THE EXCHANGE STUDENT'S accent is hot. » Is best friends with THE LESBIAN, THE NICE GUY, and THE ACTIVIST. » Is not a stereotype at all; enjoys watching basketball on TV, fixing his car, and other such "dude-like" pastimes. » Worries that people will use his sexuality to define him if and when he comes out. THE EXCHANGE STUDENT: » Finds America confusing and silly much of the time. » Has a fixation on taking photos of everything around him, as none of his family back home have ever been to America. » Loves to paint and sculpt, and is pretty good at it. » Is sick of people assuming that he doesn't speak English, when he does, fluently. » Has hit it off with THE NICE GIRL, THE ARTIST, and THE STONER. » Is considering staying in the country to attend college. » Thinks that THE DITZ is beautiful, and much more intelligent than she thinks she is. THE NERD: » Has been the target of vicious, merciless bullying from THE ASSHOLE since they were kids. » Is an honor roll student, and refuses to not be proud of this. » Once tried to punch THE ASSHOLE in the cafeteria when he'd finally been pushed too far, but ended up getting his ass kicked in front of everyone. » Has it bad for THE LESBIAN, unfortunately for him. » Is buddies with THE NICE GUY and THE CLASS CLOWN. » Is pushed really hard by his parents at home. » Plays World of Warcraft every night to try and escape. THE HACKER has helped him pull off some amazing cheats. THE NICE GUY: » Volunteers at a homeless shelter three nights a week. » Has tried to protect various targets of THE BITCH and THE ASSHOLE from their bullying before. » Is cousins with THE DEBATE-TEAM CAPTAIN, and they're close despite his argumentative ways. » Has adopted THE FUTURE DROPOUT as his personal project, trying to save her from herself. » Once responded to some of THE ASSHOLE'S taunting by looking him right in the eye and asking quietly, "What does it feel like to hate yourself as much as you do?" » Thinks that THE MUSICIAN'S band is awesome and goes to see them play a lot. » Donates more money than anyone knows to various charities. » Is slowly falling in love with THE FAITHFUL. THE CLASS CLOWN: » Is a lot smarter than he seems. » Has slightly low self-esteem. » Is good friends with THE STONER and THE INSECURE. » Has pulled off some awesome pranks in his day, and has something epic planned for the very near future. » Is one of the few people who can make THE BITCH laugh and mean it. » Runs for the track team and is really good at it, and is bothered by the fact that no one seems to notice this. » Occasionally smokes up with THE STONER. THE DEBATE-TEAM CAPTAIN: » Is genuinely passionate about his political beliefs. » Clashes often with THE ACTIVIST, but respects her a lot. » Has a lot of sexual tension with THE ACTIVIST, and is best friends with his cousin THE NICE GUY. » Writes for the school paper, in his own politically-themed column. » Once got suspended for cussing out an opponent during a debate team meet. » Once got into an argument during class with THE ASSHOLE, and was surprised to find the latter pretty well-informed on the issue they were discussing. » Tends to look down on others until they prove themselves to be as sharp as he is. THE MUSICIAN: » Plays the guitar, drums, and piano, among other instruments. » Writes his own lyrics, and looks down on any musician who doesn't. » Has a husky-smooth singing voice that will probably lead him to a singer-songwriter career someday, if only locally. » Buys weed from THE STONER sometimes. » Appreciates THE NICE GUY'S support for his band, though he doesn't know him very well. » Has a mild crush on THE ARTIST and THE GENIUS, though the latter intimidates him. » Has a half-sister somewhere that he's only spoken to a few times over the phone. » Could probably do better in his classes if he wasn't focusing so much on his music. THE HACKER: » Has been arrested once, for hacking into the mainframe of a local airport and screwing with their landing schedules as a joke. » Hangs out with THE NERD a lot, the two of them often meet up in World of Warcraft after school. » Has a crush on THE INSECURE, but feels like he can't approach her until she gets out from under the influence of her "best friend" THE BITCH, who mocks him incessantly. » Wants to major in Computer Sciences someday, if only so he can learn the updated security measures that major corporations are taking against hackers. » Spends all of his money on computer equipment like external hard drives and routers. » Once slept with an older woman, but refuses to say who. » Once hacked into THE BITCH'S home computer and leaked the nude photos of herself that she'd taken for THE ASSHOLE onto facebook, but she still doesn't know it was him.	GIRLS THE BITCH: » Is dating THE ASSHOLE, and the two of them are the undisputed high school royal couple despite how many people can't stand them. » Is "friends" with THE INSECURE, who is mostly just her mindless lackey, following her around and doing everything she says...or at least, THE BITCH thinks she's mindless. » Has a little crew of snotty friends that used to include THE LESBIAN until she came out and was subsequently shunned. Deep down, THE BITCH knows she turned her back on one of the only real friends she'd had, and she secretly feels bad about it. THE DITZ also hangs out with her a lot, but THE BITCH makes fun of her behind her back. » Bullies THE FAITHFUL and THE FUTURE DROPOUT. Once left pregnancy tests all over the floor in front of THE FUTURE DROPOUT'S locker, and dumped ketchup all over the inside of THE FAITHFUL'S gym shorts right before gym last year. » Sort of cares about THE ASSHOLE, but most of the time she feels like she doesn't really know him. Has no idea about his current sexual confusion. » Has a hypercritical mother at home who is constantly pressuring her to be prettier, more popular, crueler. Secretly hates her. » Wishes she knew how to be somebody different a lot of the time. THE ARTIST: » Has really been into 3-D art lately, sculpting and jewelry-making. Is also interested in digital art, and has been considering asking THE HACKER for tips. » Hangs out with THE EXCHANGE STUDENT a lot, has a slight crush on him and is hoping that he decides to stay in America for college. » Buys weed from THE STONER regularly, she thinks it helps her be more creative. » Has no idea how THE MUSICIAN feels about her. » Takes art classes at a local college in the summers and has been featured in a few local gallery shows. » Is good friends with THE LESBIAN and THE ACTIVIST, hates THE BITCH for what she's done to both of them, especially THE LESBIAN. » Had a brief crush on THE DEBATE-TEAM CAPTAIN in her freshman year, but now they're just friends. She's hoping that he ends up with her friend THE ACTIVIST soon. THE DITZ: » Is as sweet as sugar and kind of naive. » Thinks that THE BITCH is totally her friend and just misunderstood, has no idea how much she talks about her behind her back. » Also has no idea that THE EXCHANGE STUDENT thinks she's amazing and beautiful. » Has danced ballet for years, and is actually really good. » Was the first person at school to sense the presence of ghosts, has an uncanny sixth sense. » Can be really charming in an endearing way, when she's happy. » Is kind of curious about what it would be like to kiss THE LESBIAN. THE LESBIAN: » Is out loud and proud. » Used to be THE BITCH'S best friend before THE INSECURE and THE DITZ took her place, was completely shunned and mocked as soon as she came out of the closet. » Has no regrets. » Argues with THE DEBATE-TEAM CAPTAIN a lot, along with her friend THE ACTIVIST. Their three-way lunchtime debates can get crazy. » Thinks that THE GENIUS'S brains are sexy as hell. » Has bonded quietly with THE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL, and is one of the few people at school who knows he's gay. Would never tell anyone. » Also suspects that THE ASSHOLE might be gay, and feels kind of sorry for him. Not sorry enough to not throw all the shit he gives her right back into his face, though. » Thinks that THE CLASS CLOWN is hilarious. THE ACTIVIST: » Loves to argue with THE DEBATE-TEAM CAPTAIN, and is aware of how much it turns her on. » Hangs out with THE LESBIAN and THE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL. » Yells at people in coffee shops for throwing their cups into the trash instead of the recycling bin that's right there. » Writes letters to the state senate regularly to appeal for new or different bills/practices. » Had a pregnancy scare last year with her now-ex boyfriend THE STONER, the stress was too much for their relationship. » Nearly got arrested for picketing against a new mini-mall in Boston a while back. » Occasionally recruits THE FUTURE DROPOUT into her schemes, if only because she's good at picking locks and seducing security guards to distraction. THE FAITHFUL » Is the daughter of a minister and a missionary. » Spent much of her childhood in places like Africa, Cambodia and Vietnam. » Gets along surprisingly well with THE LESBIAN - they just don't talk about religion much. » Is mocked constantly by THE BITCH for her pure and pious ways, which she ignores with grace. She prays for her every night. » Has gone on a few dates with THE NICE GUY, and doesn't realize that he's been crazy about her for over a year. She likes him a lot, but she prefers to take things very slow with the one or two boyfriends she's had. » Is not lying about being a virgin. » Thinks that THE DITZ is lovely, and wishes she'd stop hanging out with THE BITCH. » Is in cahoots with THE NICE GUY to save THE FUTURE DROPOUT'S soul. THE FUTURE DROPOUT: » Started drinking and smoking at age twelve. » Only lives with one parent. » Slept with a teacher in her junior year. This is common knowledge, but no one knows for sure who it is yet. » Has clashed with THE CLASS CLOWN before, when he decided to make jokes about what a delinquent she is. » Is completely confused and a little annoyed (but secretly touched) by THE FAITHFUL and THE NICE GUY'S attempts to "save her." » Has slept with THE STONER before, but barely knows him. Buys weed and booze from him a lot. » Once punched THE BITCH in the stomach at school, and got suspended for it for two weeks. THE NICE GIRL: » Is casual friends with THE NICE GUY, and closer with THE EXCHANGE STUDENT and THE NERD. » Works at an animal shelter after school. » Considers herself to be remarkably normal compared to her classmates. » Has a crush on THE STONER, but figures he'd never be into someone boring like her. » Can sing really well, has been on THE MUSICIAN'S radar for some vocals backup more and more lately. » Has a little brother who drives her crazy, whom she's also nuts about. » Plays World of Warcraft with her dad sometimes, and has run into THE HACKER and THE NERD online a few times. » Loves old movies. THE INSECURE: » Is THE BITCH'S main lackey, she pretty much follows her around and does her bidding in the hopes that someday she'll be as "popular" and powerful as she is. » Has an older sister who is gorgeous and brilliant, whom she resents as much as she admires. » Is painfully aware that THE BITCH is only using her, but she still wishes she could be like her. Hopes that if she's a "good enough friend," someday THE BITCH will come to actually care about her. » Walked in on THE ASSHOLE drunkenly making out with THE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL that one time - no one knows this but her, she quickly ducked back out of the bedroom and shut the door. She has no idea what to do with this knowledge, if anything. » Is a really talented writer, and publishes poetry online under a pseudonym. » Has no idea how THE HACKER feels about her, she's never spoken to him before. THE BITCH would have her head if she did. THE GENIUS: » Has a 4.0 GPA and scholarships already being offered from Ivy League colleges. » Skipped two grades, and used her extra year to study abroad for a while with her aunt as a chaperone. » Knows all about THE LESBIAN'S thing for her, and likes to tease her about it. » Was picked on once or twice by THE BITCH, which quickly stopped when she outsmarted and humiliated her verbally in front of a bunch of people. » Can come off kind of prissy and icy, but is a genuinely good person. » Likes a few guys, but prefers to focus on her studies. » Is determined not to accept the notion of ghosts in the school.